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Friday, Saturday, Sunday... Send!

added 02 October 2009 at 16.48

Every now and then Dave Berry and Producer Chris bash their heads together in order to think up new and crazy ideas for the show. And then it dawned on them…’why do all the work when we can get our weird and wonderful listeners to do it for us!’… And so, Friday Saturday Sunday Send was born.

Every Monday Dave wants you to find the single weirdest/funniest/most entertaining text that you’ve received over the weekend and forward it on to 83936 (Texts cost 25p plus your standard network rate).

He’ll then read them out on air (we think you’ll find the brilliant theme tune pretty much sums it up – have a listen!)

The Friday, Saturday, Sunday... Send! Theme Tune

It’s quite amazing what you lot get up to in your down time. Here are some of the finest entries so far…

• Barbie in the cake! Barbie IN THE CAKE!

• You tea bagged her yet?

• Fancy goin Billericay for a muffin?

• Eww Eww Eww! Old lady on bus with a very hairy face! Not cool! X

• Sinbad, when u gonna fix my cooker?

• Easy chavtastic, wots the matter love ain’t u ad yer pie n mash this mawning guvnor,leave it aht love,nah cockles mussels as it appens, they were handsome chief. Top draw! X

• U got rocket boosters on ??? 2 mins

• That girl last night was so hot. I'd seriously drink her bath water.

• Just saw a woman pull a hankie from her foofee, what kind of freaky circus is this? X

• I swear i just got off with nanny mcphee...

• Monkeys :)

• Its crrraaazzzzyyyy hoooorrrnnnnyyyyy out here!!

• I've got whiskers on my head! X 

• No! All cats are female stupid.

 • I just watched Mr Pheasant safely get across the busy road into the wood… that has made my day :-)

 • Its weird having 3 people in a bed especially when u have a freak love grinding idiot next to you -_-;

 • Your uncle was too drunk to move the fridge again

• My sister is now the the proud owner of 2 inflatable sumo suits! X x

• U wanna platt that, u beardy-weirdy

• That girl you blagged is jakes sister! you legend :D did you get sticky windows?

• Oh dear i am so sorry i fell a sleep i am pleased u weren’t found in a ditch xx

• Hello buddy, what time are you coming down? At the mo it is me 8 women and 2 half naked male butlers!

• Im a zombie thats wants to bite yooooou. wat r u?.....tom

• I've just typed 'wonky tits' google.

• She's rareing push her to the max babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

• Joe looks like hes going to a 70s high school prom

• 376 miles and 8 hours 45 mins driving. Was it worth it? Hell yeah! :-)

• U bet! Ye canny beat a prawn, better than a clam any day! Ya sucker! Xx

• You were nibbling my toes last night, I felt like a king Bianca

• See the little goblin see his little feet and his little nosey whose isn’t the goblin sweet

• There’s a Panda in my room x

• Patience, just had eyes lasered on Wednesday so everything still a little blurred

• I saw your mum in the train station toilets. Tell her the cigarette butts burn better if you dry them out first!

• Did you seriously just compare me to a young darth vader? Are you equating a pole dancing class to killing a class of baby jedi? Xxx

• Kool and the gang. Finish two thirty so I’ll just need to get some pickle and bog roll. Rock and.....

• This is the text when I apologise for my behaviour last nite, everyone will forgive me and life will resume. xx

• I just had a passenger who growled at me like a bear! X

• We watch any sport where there could be BLOOD!!!

• Hurry people! There's only so long I can hold 5 squidgy chairs! Xxx

• And I have ice cubes this time too, oh and a earwig.

• I seem to have misled my green pants last night? As anyone seen them?

•Hey. How are you feeling? You're probably incapacitated due to the poison. Hope you feel better. Put the bins out.

• 'You have great bombs. Can't wait to snuggle against them when i see you next.'

• Na ur mums cumin round we’re doing sum cardio together

• Bring it to me fellow postgraduate. My arse is fiery and ready

• WOOO!! Blap blap blap!!

• U + me + raspberry sauce x vodka - clothes + Salsa dancing = fun ;-)

• that was NOT me in the graveyard!

• did u hear my fart wen i stayed the nite?

• Take a poo for me. Our bathroom is being decorated, I live on a busy street. Had no curtains for 2 days.

• Yes, the bloke in there said they had never been held up, but it was only a matter of time!

• You congo?

• How long after? I'm only basing that suggestion on an experience I had in west wickham a couple of weeks ago. What time does he finish?

• Booby tassles. Cor blimey theres alot of conkers

• The cactus is now called hitler xxxx xxxx

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1. (I can't text this as I'm in the states!)
   
   "we are doing sausages. hundred pound of sausages."

   Posted by KB on 21/02/2010 17:15:51 | report abuse